Devious Journal EntryOnce upon a time back when I was dating this asshole named Chris. Last year. xDWELL ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS CLIMBING A TREE AND WAS LIKE "omgtreesaresocool". But then this fucking branch broke and I fell out and the branch was like indented into my side and I was like,"OH MY GOD I THINK I'M DYING HOLY FUCKING TITSDHGFSH"And my boyfriend was like swag walking in slow motion whilst I was rolling on the ground in pain. And awhile later he came up to me and was like,"ARE YOUH OKHEY?"And I was like rolling around and in tears being like, "I- I THINK I'M BLEEDING."AND THE FUCKING BLONDE DOUCHEBAG WAS LIKE,"DO YOU WANNA WEAR MY JACKET?"...And this is a true story.
Limerick- Welcome To HellThere once was a man who was dead.He came to a spirit who said:Welcome to Hell!JK LOLAnd sent him to heaven instead.